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Offline OOH Fayefan

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's no Joke
« on: January 13, 2010, 05:06:33 PM »
I got a sponge door -


Don't knock it..... ;)
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Re: 's no Joke
« Reply #1 on: January 14, 2010, 01:41:18 AM »
I didn't think it possible, but you're getting worse  :D
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Re: 's no Joke
« Reply #2 on: January 14, 2010, 11:00:03 AM »
believe me, there's more....... ;D
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Re: 's no Joke
« Reply #3 on: January 14, 2010, 02:25:52 PM »
They'll never be as good as my postman joke...ha


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Re: 's no Joke
« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2010, 01:05:32 AM »
They'll never be as good as my postman joke...ha

That's still the best so far ;)
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Re: 's no Joke
« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2010, 11:15:16 AM »
I have to agree the postman's joke is the best so far....

"So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up, and he said 'You've been promoted.' And I swerved. And then he rang up a second time and said "You've been promoted again.' And I swerved again. He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director.' And I went into a tree. And a policeman came up and said 'What happened to you?' And I said 'I careered off the road.'
         
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Re: 's no Joke
« Reply #6 on: January 15, 2010, 10:29:27 PM »
Three cowboys were hanging out in a bar, discussing George W. Bush's visit to their ranch earlier that day.

"The funniest part," the first one said, "was when he kept trying to honk the cow's horns, complaining that they didn't work."

They laughed, and then the second cowboy said, "No, the best was when he asked if being a cowboy meant that I was half-cow."

They all laughed louder, and then the third cowboy said, "No, boys, the best was when he tried to milk that steer!"


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Re: 's no Joke
« Reply #7 on: January 16, 2010, 01:41:54 AM »
Three cowboys were hanging out in a bar, discussing George W. Bush's visit to their ranch earlier that day.

"The funniest part," the first one said, "was when he kept trying to honk the cow's horns, complaining that they didn't work."

They laughed, and then the second cowboy said, "No, the best was when he asked if being a cowboy meant that I was half-cow."

They all laughed louder, and then the third cowboy said, "No, boys, the best was when he tried to milk that steer!"


 ;D ;D ;D
The pic is Tytti Porkka of Finland - I actually took it myself, but have lost all my pics and have no more :(